Monday, August 12, 2013
A Conditional Gift for Sir Patrick Stewart
Dear Patrick Stewart,
Your July 19 tweet is the catalyst for this gift. Indeed, Mr Stewart, we should all be so lucky.
I should have offered you a gift of a massage when I first knew you were coming to Berkeley. Maybe you would have had the time to collect. The other performers are great, but it's you I am most appreciative of. From riding Sandworms in Dune to standing in a cave with molten material with 'Q' with the chance to have your DNA spread across the universe, I have enjoyed your performances. I am truly looking forward to seeing your performance in No Man's Land at the Berkeley Rep.
If you look at a few of my posts, you will see gifting massage is nothing new for me. In the past, the gifts have been unconditional. That is no longer the case. I have two conditions for any recipient of my gift. (1) Allow me to take a picture of you standing under my storefront banner in So Berkeley for posting in my Facebook imstandinghere album and (2) a 2nd photo with me to post in my personal Facebook album, 'Standing With or Close To (pretty) Well Known Folk'. That's it!
For that, you get a one hour bodywork/massage session. Here is where you can get a brief description of my work. Feel free to call for more information.
Sincerely,
Robert